While I adore FC, I do have my share of fantasy loves- as we all do. But I would never trade my beloved FC- this is pure mind recreation.
So, the list is:
1. Get a copy of the 1995 "Sense and Sensibility" and sit down to watch.
3. Pick yourself up off the floor and rewind to that scene.
4. Pretend that this is you and the Rickman, and you weigh 20lbs less.
5. Imagine the privilege of washing his clothes.
6. Imagine him leaving his wife for you, having come to the realization that he can only love you!
7. Imagine a secret tryst at Claridges in London.
8. You are wearing killer Manholos or Laboutins, and can actually walk in them, a fur coat, and some Agent Provocateur lingerie.
9. Your make-up is perfection and so is your hair. You don't want anyone messing it up.
10. Sigh, and realize that your SO is way better, but it was fun for the 10 seconds it lasted.